Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

women's rights, lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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