2 black kids walk into school

No your aunties a joke

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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