Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Gus's mom

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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