What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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