What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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One time i was sitting down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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