- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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