- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I'm Polish.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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