what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

every knight i see an owl at window

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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