- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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