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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Anti Joke

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