- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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