- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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