- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A chicken walked into the bar...

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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