- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*