- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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