Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What is older than history?

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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