- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Small Penis.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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