- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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