- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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