What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I was watching Fox news.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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