- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Barack Obama is a good president.

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