So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Immigration Laws

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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