- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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