A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

9/11

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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