- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Cheese

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Title IX

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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