"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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