Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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