- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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