Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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