- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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