If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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My Nan, that is all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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