What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Obama lin Baden.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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