An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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