A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Ehh

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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