- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

No it doesnt..

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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