- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

that wall over there ->

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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