Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Immigration Laws

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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