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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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