- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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