A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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