- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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