- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Women's rights

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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