- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

womens rights.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Fat? Jesse Z

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A house comes around the corner.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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