Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

homosexual rights to marriage

diarrhea.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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