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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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