Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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