- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A house comes around the corner.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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