Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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womans having rights.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

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