- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

So a baby seal walks into a club

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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