What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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