Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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