A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What is the difference?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Anti Joke

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