Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Anti Joke

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