- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your girlfriend.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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