A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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There's my tractor.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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