- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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