What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Justin Beiber

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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