What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

baloney sandwich

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Lololol

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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