A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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