friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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