im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Everybody will die

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Beka has AIDS

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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