- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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