What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Women outside of the kitchen.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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