What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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your face

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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