- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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