What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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