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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A storm be brewin!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Jersey Shore.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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