- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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