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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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