- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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