What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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civil rights

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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