- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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