Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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