roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Me

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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