Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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