A dog was barking at a tree

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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