- Anti Joke

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" BOOOOOOM" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race