How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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