- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Jimmy Saville

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Stop procrastinating.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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A Mormon walks into a bar