- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

knock knock who's there ?

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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