- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man did not like this site

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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