Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Stephen Hawking

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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