Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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