Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Women's Rights.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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