- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A house comes around the corner.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Granny porn!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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