Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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