- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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