- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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