How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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lybia

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What's the new green? Green

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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