- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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