- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Where's the soap?

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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