- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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