- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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