- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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