Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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