- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Obama = ebola

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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