What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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