Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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