A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Thats what she said

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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