- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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