- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Chlamydia

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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