Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

binladin walks into the american seals

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Lil Wayne

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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