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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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