A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What stops a train? A missile

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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