A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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