Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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