- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

David Cameron

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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